Just because they’re fictional characters doesn’t mean they’re not capable of “letting themselves go” just like human celebrities. You’re probably lying in bed right now reading this trying to polish off the last two slices of the deep dish Domino’s pizza you knew you shouldn’t have ordered for the second day in a row because you’re too lazy to drive five minutes to the store. I’m just kidding, silly. You look fabulous and don’t let anyone tell you anything different. Now hurry up and order some Thai food, you magnificent bugger.
The 20 Most Bizarre Amazon Products To Buy
What most people don’t realise is that Amazon started off as an online book shop. Nowadays this mammoth retailer sells pretty much anything you can think off.and more
This includes really, really weird stuff. Welcome to the 20 Most Bizarre Amazon Products Available to buy. From unicorn meat to a giant shower nose that dispenses shower gel. This list has it all.
1. Face blanket
For when a Slanket doesn’t offer enough coverage. $9.99.
(Picture: Face Blankets Plus
The 1-Poncho isn’t just a disposable toilet. It’s a disposable toilet that includes a poncho for privacy, and cloth wipes for, well, wiping. $9.85.
3. Fake fat
We’ve all been there: you need some realistic-looking human fat, but there’s none around. Hurrah for Amazon and its $81.96 5-pound Fat Replica!
Going somewhere where booze is banned? Fill up these fake tampons for effortless alcohol smuggling.
Ever wished Choose Your Own Adventure books had more Hitler? Your prayers have been answered.
‘Not what I expected,’ Matt Sloan writes. ‘Tried putting it in the water as described but He just walked across it.’
Makes burgers that look like hot dogs. We’ve no idea why either.
‘Distracts enemies. Prevents chafing.’
9. Tuscan Milk
Forget the product and read the reviews.
Ever wished you had a shower gel dispenser on the wall that looked like an enormous dripping nose?
11. Penis Candy(Picture: Candyprints)
That’s candy shaped like penises, not candy for penises.
‘What are you going to do with all this lube?’ the seller asks. We don’t want to know. Includes pump.
13. Bacon Lip Balm
Not only does it heal dry and cracked lips, but it has a ‘wonderful bacon smell’.
‘The effect of wolf urine in easy to use shakeable granules,’ it says here. Ideal for parties.
If you ever wanted to know the correct vegetables to cook with a placenta, then this book is for you.
For the man or woman who has everything: ‘This product is guaranteed to do absolutely nothing. If something happens, return for a full refund.’
For the man who has everything, including itchy testicles.
18. Unicorn meat
It may look like Spam, taste like Spam and actually be Spam, but the seller is adamant that this unicorn meat will make you poop rainbows.
If the boyfriend or husband is away then use this hilarious yet bizarre amazon products which is a pillow shaped as a arm chest and hand to give you that ‘snuggling feeling’
You can now own your very own pair of hissing Madagascan cockroaches, this has to be the most bizarre amazing products you can buy. Apparently they are easy to care for and make wonderful pets.
You have got to hand it to Amazon, these bizarre products are niche to say the least.
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Funny And Honest Kids Breakup Letters To Make You Smile
Kids are just incredibly honest sometimes. Straight down the line and between the eyes. They have no issues telling you what they think about you and most of the time it cuts deeper than anything any adult can say. And since honesty is the main factor in any relationship, these kids breakup letters below show that kids really don’t care about hurting feelings, or making you cry, they just want to get straight to the point.
Should have gone with those “Happy Anniversary but I’m breaking up with you” Hallmark cards.
Just take away the source of stress from your life. This kid just keeps it nice and simple.
Wow. Looks like Paige wants a divorce (Or even a dibors) Quick, Call the lawyers!!!!
Please don’t show this letter to your Mom. I don’t want her to think bad of me .
It’s probably for the best to stay away from Valerie
A perfect example of how Romeo and Juliet began
This is over – For REAL!!!!!
Looks like Ashley has some time planned in to breakup with Kyle
The ironic part is that married couples sometimes prefer not talking for months.
Don’t worry, Alexander. Your bros are loyal regardless.
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The Funniest Animal Warning Signs Ever
Animals can be fierce creatures,and warning signs can be useful to protect you, however some animal warning signs are utterly bizarre and hilarious.
Check out these 20 images of the funniest animal warning signs ever. Enjoy!
1.Watch out for the Jumping Gay Walrus
2. Beware of the Strange Dog – I wonder what it does?
3. The is a sign for this?
4. Top tips for scaring a mountain lion – ‘Be large and Shout’
5. Kangaroos, Ostriches and Camels ahead. Beware
6. Don’t speed onto the path of an alligators mouth whilst in a wheelchair.
7. Signs in Dog language. Is this the future ?
8. Don’t make the poor animals sick from eating your skin and bones
9. Be on the look out for wild children
10. Just to be clear. Penguins smell of fish
11. Don’t look up when Herons are above
12. Goats – please queue here for food
13. And you though dinosaurs were extinct
14. MMM! Fish water. Tasty
15. Look out for red squirrels – They are evil
16. Watch your fingers – Animals love them
18. Don’t swim with the crocs
19. Shall we have a race to the fence ?
20. WATCH OUT!! – Poop ahead.
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24 Adorable Lazy Cats
Cats will sleep anywhere. and I mean anywhere. Check out these 24 adorable lazy cats who have decided that their bed for the night will be the most unusual and uncomfortable places imaginable.
1. Your sink? They’ll sit in it.
2. They’ll sit in it and they will be smug about it.
3. Your packed suitcase. There can be no better place to sit.
4. They will sit on the most precious thing you own.
5. Fresh laundry, that’s perfect for sitting in.
6. As are sleeping humans.
7. Especially the face of a sleeping human.
8. Your underwear is a great spot too.
9. Baby buggies were obviously made for cats to sit in.
10. The student information point? That too.Alex Howard / Facebook
11. Your empty office building? They’ll sit in it but they won’t be happy about it.Scarlett Carney / Facebook
12. Still-warm fireplaces are cat-chairs also.
But OBVIOUSLY not lit or closed ones, a cat shouldn’t sit in that.
13. Cats know that dogs only exist as portable cushions for cats.
14. And, frankly, so do other cats.
15. The router is a good spot to sit.
To be fair, it’s probably super warm.
16. The dishwasher. That’s for sitting in.
17. As are door frames.
18. Celestial light? That’s perfect for sitting in.
19. They’ll sit on your makeup.
20. They’ll sit on your wares.Cody Hoolihan / Facebook
21. They’ll sit on your windshield.
If you can call that sitting. But that’s what they’ll do.
22. Sometimes they’ll sit where you want them to.
23. But mostly they will sit exactly where you don’t want them to.
And there is nothing you can do about it.
24. Everything is a cat bed, except for actual cat beds.
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25 Funny Images Showing The Crazy Things Cats Do
Cats are the laziest of pets and they spend a lot of time sleeping. That is, unless you let them go outside, in which case they’ll spend some of that time killing small animals. Kitties understand the need to keep that killer instinct honed! Seriously, they will kill stuff: science shows that even well-fed cats will hunt birds and whatever.
Sleepy as they are, kitties are not boring pets by any stretch. Just turn your back to them, and they’ll find a way to get themselves into some trouble. They will also put any shiny and precious home decor elements into the harm’s way, too.
Here are 25 funny images showing the crazy things cats do.1
Kitty, don’t reach into the light.2
If you lose a hand, you’re already in a clinic!3
Helping you make cookies.4
That cat is about to be in a world of pain.5
Never buy stuff for cats.6
So the square-on-a-surface trick works!8
See? Kitty cares about you.9
Cats help with interior decorating.10
Poor kitty is getting two baths in one day.11
Like I said, don’t buy any stuff designed for cats.12
Cats are known IT experts.13
I have so many questions.14
Giving you two stinkeyes.15
“Ah, ignoring my owner’s gifts…”16
Kitty is a bigger sports fan than you are.18
Didn’t need two seconds for that.21
Have you tried pooping with the door open?22
Even if I don’t fits, I try and sits.23
It’s the most wonderful time of the year.24
Let me sing you the song of my people.25
Kitties know their plan well.
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Check out this hilarious video of a rat that is taking a well deserved bath, He makes sure that he scrubs all of the important places with soap – He actually washes himself better than most humans. How cute is he???
20 Animals having a worse day than you
It’s back to the grind for most of us after the holiday season and if you’ve had a bad day at the office, take a look at these funny animals having a much worse day than you! Enjoy!
1. This new year clean up gone wrong:
2. This questionable toilet roll holder:
3. This curious kitty who just wants to hang out:
4. This savvy saver:
5. This pooch who has had enough of the festivities:
6. This literal nutcracker:
7. This bleating beauty who asked for ‘just a trim’
8. This selfie addict who needs to work on his angles:
9. This cat who landed in the wrong recipe:
10. This budding artist with dubious methods:
11. This Uber driver that isn’t giving 5 stars:
12. This beauty guru just trying to find the right shade:
13. This spa session gone wrong:
14.This takeaway that might take some time to be delivered:
15. This snake who is done waiting for the rest of the party to arrive:
16. These elephants who took the ‘black and white formal’ dress code to the next level
17. This seal who is never watching the notebook again:
18. This ‘new year, new me’ that isn’t going quite to plan:
19. This cheat day gone wrong:
20. Finally, this appetizer that is going to finish with a bang:
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51 Homeless Dudes With The Most Awesome Signs
Homeless people have a good sense of humor. They can smile and make others laugh. Their ideas of how to beg for money get more and more creative.
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The peek a boo shower curtain
2. The Mad Axeman shower curtain
3. Just an elephant taking a dump
4. The pole dancing monkey
5. A cat in space eating pizza and burrito
6. A bear and a bearded man having a fight
7. A sloth taking a shower
8. Paw patrol – enough said!
9. Sloth King
10. A gun wielding cat on a horse with laser eyes
11. More cats in space
12.We love you Hans Solo
13. He-man having a really, really good time
14. A sword wielding giraffe riding a great white shark
15. Even more cats
16. The shower curtain for the exhibitionists
17. Just a cat cleaning his teeth
18. What the hell? first a pole dancing monkey, now a sloth
19. Some giraffes looking cool AF
20. A happy elephant
21. Please!!!! No more cats
22. Even if it is a cat busting some sounds
23. The funniest shower curtain ever. Every bathroom should have this
24. Use the force
25. WTF. This is getting ridiculous now
27. The perioduck table
28. Wow! A proper shower curtain
29. Jeff Goldblum – Seriously ??
30. Ok. this one is pretty cool
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The Kitty Cat Using All 9 Lives At Once
24 Funny Weird and Bizarre Houses
Have you ever wanted to live in a house shaped like a shoe? What about one that seems to hover above the ground? Or one that looks like a giant strawberry? Below are a few of the most bizarre and silly houses ever constructed…
Hello Kitty House
Louis Vuitton House:
Goofy Grin House:
Futuristic Car House:
Pink Dome House
“Bus Transforming into House” House (as described by Oppenheim)
The Warped House:
Egyptian Pyramid House:
Life-Size Monopoly House:
8 of the Funniest Cats Memes Every Cat Owner Can Relate To
If you’re a cat person or have owned a cat at any point in your life, we are sure you have probably slaved away to keep your little feline masters satisfied. Although they require more care and attention than an actual human baby, we still can’t help but adore their self-seeking ways and experience the signature cat moments only a cat owner had the privilege of experiencing.
Below is a list of eight of the funniest cat memes which might have, at some point, broken the internet because they’re just so darn relatable! Perhaps even universal!
We hope you enjoy the funniest cats memes ever
1. When the feline considers your existence to be utterly useless, probably because you forgot her favorite brand of tuna snacks. Every cat owners has be special careful when it comes to his furry little master’s needs demands. The slightest error can result in you being on top of your cat’s hate list. And that’s just our worst nightmare.
2. We love how straightforward they are. When it comes to being blunt, our furry little friends are better at it than any other pet. One killer look and we know exactly how it is. Sheesh!
3. When you two have similar taste in music with varying lyrics. Since being shut out because they refused to use the litter box is absurd and they need you to know!
4. When they prove they’re obviously pros at hide ‘n seek, hence the superior species. Cat owners learn with time how they should never underestimate their feline’s ability to camouflage themselves anywhere, anytime. So a friendly game of hide and seek may end up in your hysterically searching for them everywhere after an hour. And will they meow to reveal their hiding spaces, regardless of sensing your hysteria? Of course not!
5. When they make you sit down for “the talk”. Brace yourselves for solemn conversations through eye contact. Once your cat has done something they shouldn’t have done, we have all seen that dilated pupil pussy-cat look straight out of Shrek. They know our weaknesses!
6. When you’ve spoiled them to the point of worship so they deem you worthy enough to be their royal subjects. Let’s face it, you just cannot compare your friendly neighborhood retriever with your divine feline. That’s just offensive to them in a million ways.
7. When they can’t be clearer about how they need their own moments of solitude, away from your continuous nagging. Personal spaces are pretty important so with time, we learn that disturbing your cat’s 11 a.m. nap will result in multiple tantrums for the next three days. Beauty sleep is important and we’d better stay away!
8. When despite of all the emotional trauma they put you through, you can’t help but love them. Why? Because they can relate to you and your feelings far better than any other pet can!
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19 Test Cheating Geniuses
Didn’t you just hate the people who mastered test cheating during exams? You know. the people who were pig stupid, but still had the ingenuity to come up with the most elaborate ways of writing down as much information as possible without raising any suspicion
So sit back and enjoy the 19 people who really did take test cheating to the next level and won. At least we think they did.
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The Funniest Photoshop Fails Ever
The internet is full of images of celebrities that have had their bodies airbrushed and altered to make them look even more glamorous, if this work is professionally done you will never tell the difference. But these 21 people have tried to mimic the talents of the biggest publications by creating their own ‘digitally altered photos’ In turn they have created the funniest photoshop fails ever. We hope you enjoy!
1. The man with two belly buttons
2. When your Abs are bigger than your head
3. How is that body even possible
4. Wtf? This has to be one of the Funniest Photoshop Fails Ever
5. Epic Fail
6 Head 28″ Chest 50″ Waist 28″ The perfect body.
7. Check out my awesome girlfriend #Funniest Photoshop Fails
8. My girlfriend floats and has no legs
9. When really you don’t look as cool as you think
10. A real life Popeye the sailor man
11. Urrrrgggghhhhh! Check out those fingers
12. Look into my dazzling eyes #Funniest Photoshop Fails
13. B+ For effort
14. OMG…. Why?????
15. I promise, he really is my boyfriend. My face was just cold
16. Check me out with my 6 wheel supercar
17. This is another one of the Funniest Photoshop Fails ever. Look at that head
18. Look at my amazingly proportioned body
19. Looking cool dude
20. Me and My Bugati Veyron
21. Me and my girlfriend just chilling after finishing my homework
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Hilarious Reasons Why You Don’t Leave Dad Alone With Elf On A Shelf
I imagine that one of the best parts about being a parent during the holidays are all the subtle ways you can mess with elf on a shelf because you can hold those oh so important presents over their heads.
“Someone’s not doing their homework? Well I don’t think Santa Clause is going to like that very much.”
“Oh there’s a certain young lady who won’t take out the trash? Be a shame if the North Pole catches wind of this.”
“A child of mine doesn’t want to shovel the driveway themselves and detail the car with the special wax Daddy gets in freezing weather? Hope they like playing with lumps of coal into the new year.”
You know, wholesome Christmas stuff like that.
But for some kids, me included, the hypothetical threat of someone watching me never stopped me from doing what I really wanted to do. Which is probably why the creators of the Elf on a Shelf found a market by creating a new Christmas tradition by giving kids their very own little snitch that’ll watch their every move, ensuring they’re on their best behavior.But that doesn’t mean Elfie needs to play by the rules, and these dads thought that it’d be a good idea to introduce the goody two shoes to some holiday debauchery.
“It puts the lotion in the basket.”
“Don’t you ever say, I just walked away…”
OK, some of these are getting really, really dark.
There’s no way this is going to end well…
Hanging with some unsavory characters…
At least it’s just flour.
When Christmas is over…Credit Distractify.com
Never Ever Trust your family to welcome you homeFamilies can be embarrassing at the best of times, but space a thought for these family members who received a welcome home they will never forget. So, enjoy these 32 hilarious photos, and Never Ever Trust your family to welcome you home . or you may live to regret it
19 Funny Dogs That Just Love to Ride
Some dogs just love riding in cars, I mean, it looks like it’s the best thing in the world for them (as long as you aren’t going to the vet, like we said here). They smell the world, enjoying the bright sun and the wind on their furry faces.
Here are 19 funny dogs having the ride of their life. They are guaranteed to brighten your day and put a big smile on your face.
Introducing the Twinkle Tush
Have you ever thrown a respectable cocktail party at your home only to have your feline family member come out and proudly display their uncovered rear? While kitty might enjoy showing off their brown eye, we’re sure your guests don’t like to see that one eyed monster while munching on their caviar. Give your cat some class. Hang a Twinkle Tush from their tail and cover that butt in bling.
An Age Long Gone
I bet this bloated his ego quite a bit. But doesn’t every man secretly wish he was a knight?
Oh my goodness! This is proof that Weird Al is immortal! He’s going to live forever!
A Ginger Samurai?
Wait, was that even possible? I’m so confused!
Henry VIII is back and women better watch out for this doppelganger or he’ll marry you then behead you!
Looking Back At One Another
It’s almost like looking into a mirror!
From An Age Gone By
Even their eyes match one another! How incredible and awesome is that?
Cupid Grown Up
Remember Cupid, this is what he looks like now! Feel old yet?
Still Very Serious
Why do they both look so serious? It’s freaking me out!
He’s Still Fabulous!
He’s still got it! Even his nose looks the same!
Wait, where did his hat go, and why does he look surprised?!
Wait, is he a time traveller?
I wonder if he noticed the resemblance between himself and the painting?
Back To The Future
Where’s his dog gone? I’m sad he’s not there!
I think she’s found her long lost, great (x6) grandma!
Did he know that this painting was here? I loved how he prepared to see it!
Watch out! You don’t want to lose your head again!
Who Wore It Best?
But who wore it better?
Deep In Thought
I wonder what he’s thinking about…
A Classical Haircut
And you just thought his haircut was silly!
But are they a long lost ancestor?
Well This Is Surprising…
How old is that baby?!
Looks like he hasn’t lost that creepy stare just yet!
…What is with that shirt?!
How did they manage to do that?
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Fictional Characters Who Really Let Themselves Go
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So check out these 20 funny images that show just how far Russian people are prepared to go to show off their rugs and carpets to the world.
The hilarious reasons why you could be locked up in the Trans Allegheny Lunatic Asylum
The Trans Allegheny Lunatic Asylum has long been regarded as is most home to some of the craziest people of the 1800s. But what surprising about this place is the reasons that could get you banged up in this nut house between 1864 and 1889.
Check out the list below of the hilarious but genuine and legitimate reasons that could make you a guest at the Trans Allegheny Lunatic Asylum. From Imaginary female trouble to Suppressed Masturbation, some of these reasons are bordering on insane themselves.
Cats are sleepy creatures, they eat sleep and well, sleep some more, So check out these 32 cats that are just way too tired to care
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If Animals Had Tinder This Would Be Their Profile PictureAnimal dating is still stuck in the dark ages. Rather than using tinder, they have to actually take the time to meet another animal in public, sniff their parts and and do a mating call. It’s so #lamesville. When are they gonna wake up and realize that the only way to meet properly meet another animal these days is to totally paw right?
67 Funny Halloween Costumes To Take Inspiration From
1. Sputnik 2
In 2010, Flickr user vietnamted put together a funny halloween costume that recreated Sputnik 2, the Soviet spaceship that took the dog Laika into space. As you can see, Laika is aboard and ready for liftoff. However, this Laika survived the mission. See the costume at a different angle at Flickr.
2. Yip Yips
Sesame Street’s popular aliens, the Yip Yips always appear in twos, so this is a costume that should be worn with a buddy. It take two people to properly fit one according to this Instructable, so you may as well help each other out and into a great costume!
3. Optimus Prime
Instructables member dannyeurena turned cardboard, duct tape, and hot glue into a satisfyingly authentic Optimus Prime costume. According to the accompanying video, it was comfortable enough to dance in!
4. Death Becomes Her
Evan Booth’s costume for Halloween 2006 seemed to be a nondescript “dude in a wig” until you looked at the GAPING HOLE in his midsection! This was accomplished with a camera in the back of the shirt that recorded a background scene and fed it to a travel-size DVD player in the front that displayed the backdrop. In 2008, artist Nicole Magne used the idea for a costume recreating a scene from the movie Death Becomes Herwhere Goldie Hawn has a hole blown through her body. The creation process is detailed on her blog, and the Instructables version is available if you’d like to try this yourself.
5. Hovering Boba Fett
Linkfilter member Reapre had considered a Rocketeer costume when he hit on the idea of Boba Fett Hovering on a Column of Flame. He used a purchased Boba Fett costume and converted it using a homemade jetpack. The column of flame below hid his legs. Reapre wore platform shoes made from roller blades to make himself several inches taller.
6. Helmet Cat
Flickr user Alida Saxon’s brother put this Helmet Cat costume together at the last minute. The helmet is a basketball painted green, and the fur was salvaged from a stuffed toy. Make your favorite internet meme into a Halloween costume and half the folks you encounter will laugh; the other half will scratch their heads and wonder.
7. The Wild Things
A group of five friends dressed as the monsters plus Max from the Maurice Sendak’s book Where The Wild Things Are for Halloween 2008. Craftster member sjeanette made papier mache heads of the monsters. The eyes glow in the dark! I can’t really tell how one would see while wearing these, but I assume they made a great impression.
8. Mega Man
Kevin made a Mega Man costume for his 3-year-old son a few Halloweens back. What made this so awesome is the Mega Buster with working lights and the authentic helmet fashioned from a bike helmet. See more pictures of the finished product.
Chris Miller made his own Bender costume back in 2005. The eyes moved by a servo controlled by his hands! He was a finalist in a costume contest, but I can’t imagine what costume could beat this.
The Mask of Emotion hides your face but displays emoticons instead. This helmet was created by the Digital Media Design Dept at Hongik University in Korea. What emoticon is shown is controlled by the wearer’s body actions. If you want to make your own, the original website has design specifications and video. It will help if you can read Korean.
Katie Mello of LAIKA House in Portland made this AT-AT Costume for her dog Bones.
Bones has his own Facebook page, where you can see more pictures: in this costume, other clothing, and as nude as other dogs. In fact, there’s a photoset that takes you through the process of building this costume.
12. Death Star
Image by Flickr users Bob909 and Anditron.
Anditron always dresses up for Halloween, but when she was pregnant, she wanted to incorporate her bump without being too traditional. So she made a Death Star costume. Or rather, her round belly was the Death Star, with small x-wing fighters attached. The rest of her was dressed in black. The Darth Vader helmet was incidental, but worked well. Take a look at the Death Ray deployed:
Image by Flickr user Bob909 and Anditron.
It appears to be some fiber optics and a few light sticks, but the effect is, um, not earth-shattering, but Alderaan-shattering!
13. Coppertone Girl
It’s a logo everyone knows from as far back as we can remember. The little Coppertone girl’s tan line is revealed when her puppy dog pulls on her swim pants. Anna at A. Party Style dressed her adorable daughter in a tan leotard and tights, then reconstructed the backside to reflect the logo, puppy dog and all!
14. Leg Lamp
You can buy a Leg Lamp Halloween costume referencing a prop from the movie A Christmas Story. But redditor mjr214 has a friend who has only one leg, which made her homemade costume so much more fitting -and awesome! You can see the comparison in this photo.
15. Walk the Dinosaur
Alison at Mod Mischief put together a dinosaur illusion costume a few years ago. She even wore stilts! The dino she is riding is an allosaurus made of papier-mâché. See some of the construction pictures in this post. Allison set the bar pretty high for herself after the kidnapped mermaid costume she posted at Instructables from the previous year.
See also: 12 Wordplay Halloween Costumes
16. Flying Genie
Allison also posted an Instructables guide to recreating this Genie on a Flying Carpet costume one of her friends pulled off. The secret to carrying this around all night is a walker on wheels that supports the carpet!
17. Zombie Cat
Cyriak Harris and Sarah Brown made an animation featuring zombie cats called Meow. Dawn Weast and Suzy Gruber were inspired by the video and made a Zombie Cat costume for Weast’s 5-year-old daughter Bell. The handmade costume is a dead ringer for one of the cartoon cats that gets turned into a zombie.
18. Shark Attack
19. Pregnant Zombie
Image (cc) by Flickr user ian aberle
Amanda Fite was the pregnant zombie that stood out from the crowd at the 2009 Texas Frightmare Zombie Walk. Be assured, it was totally fake. A series of photos give you some idea of the work that went into this costume. See more photos from the 2009 Texas Frightmare Weekend Zombie Walk in Flickr user Ian Aberle’s photo set.
Sam’s brother had a homemade illusion costume that set him in a Port-a-Potty in 2010. Seven-year-old Ben could walk around and “sit” at the same time! The brand name in their area is Honey Bucket, so Ben’s door was labeled the same.
21. Chomping Pacman
Matthew Varas built a Pacman costume a few years ago, and this decided to improve upon the idea by building a Pacman with a Chomping Mouth!The project took six weeks, but as you can see, the results are awesome. See the building process at Make.
22. Robot Couple
Instructables member onebrokenneck made a robot couple for a costume competition. These classic Hollywood-style robots are made of aluminum, but according to the build process at Instructables, you can probably use cardboard instead if you don’t have a metal shop. The arms and legs are dryer ducts, and various LED gizmos were used to give them an electric personality.
Shawn Thorsson has made a bunch of fantastic costumes. He planned a Halo-themed build for Halloween 2008, but then was deployed to Afghanistan. The project was finally completed the next year. Thorsson fabricated armor from the video game world of Halo, painted them in different colors, and dressed his friends as the characters from the Red vs. Blue series. He posted lots of pictures to show you the process.
24. The Birds
A few years ago, redditor CampingIsInTents posted a picture of her Tippi Hedren costume and got a rousing response. The idea references a popular movie, but you won’t see other people wearing it at the same party. She bought the birds, but had to alter the wings to make them just right. The idea has been used by creative costume-makers a couple of times before, even on TV.
Melissa Dunphy made her husband a Krang costume for Halloween 2010. Krang is a cartoon villain who vexes the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The costume required a lot of foam rubber, repurposed electronics, and duct tape. See some still photos at Flickr.
26. Headless Marie Antoinette
Nicole Magne, who wore a gaping abdominal hole in the Death Becomes Her costume above, made this awesome Marie Antoinette getup a few years ago. Of course, it wouldn’t be so awesome if she hadn’t been decapitated! See the process of building this costume at Etsy.
27. 8-bit Gary
Kiel Johnson and Klai Brown created this 8-bit costume out of foam cubes glued onto a cardboard suit for a Toshiba ad in which the “real” Gary was pixelated into a low-res version of himself. The process is documented in photographs.
28. LEGO Minifig
Instructables member Kaged Konbat made himself into a LEGO Minifig. The head is made from a tube sold as a form for concrete -strong but still lightweight. The wearer sees through the facial features, which are covered with mesh speaker fabric. Your buddy could accompany you as a LEGO brick.
29. Darth Vader TIE Fighter
(Image by Flickr user Kevin Tostado)
I was blown away by this Darth Vader costume spotted at Downtown Disney in Anaheim for Halloween 2007. Someone took a lot of care in constructing a TIE fighter around a wheelchair. See more Halloween costume ideas for children in wheelchairs.
30. Steampunk Iron Man
31. Double Rainbow
32. Mad Max
Karol Bartoszynski has been many of the characters from the Mad Maxmovies. He became a fan as a teenager, and over the next twenty years turned his enthusiasm for Mad Max into a career as a costume designer, and now organizes Mad Max fan gatherings and re-enactments. Bartoszynski runs the fan site Mad Max Costumes, where you can draw plenty of inspiration. Imagine showing up looking like this at your local Halloween party!
33. Reverse Trick-or-Treat
The greatest Halloween costume idea ever was one related in this story from Mefite np312. Apparently no pictures were posted from that Halloween long ago, but Doc Pop took the idea and illustrated it in a comic. You can see the whole thing at Flickr. I hope someone picks this up and runs with it this year.
34. Umbrella Bat
Have you ever looked at a broken umbrella and thought about how it resembles a flailing bat? Lenore at Evil Mad Scientist Laboratories made this Umbrella Bat costume out of one umbrella and a hoodie, and posted instructions so you can do the same.
35. Trash Can
This Trash Can costume is also a prank!
When I was a kid there was a guy in our neighborhood that used to jump out of the bushes in a gorilla suit and scare the bejeezus out of us. It was one of my fondest memories of halloween. One year I decided to be that guy.
Unfortunately, I don’t have any bushes. An alternative would be to build a trash barrel disguise. I built the disguise below and then sat in it right on the front lawn. Not one single kid realized that It wasn’t a trash can and I scared so many of them that I lost count.
See also: 15 Halloween Costumes From the 1970s
36. Caterpillar Power Loader J-5000
You might not recognize the name Caterpillar Power Loader J-5000, but surely you remember the mechanical power suit Sigourney Weaver used to fight the alien queen in Aliens. Ben Hallert built this one for Halloween in 2006. Read his story with links to photos and a video. Hallert previously made an APU costume from The Matrix, and a Mech Warrior costume.
37. Rubik’s Cube
38. Flaming Carrot
The Flaming Carrot is one of the more bizarre comic book characters you’ll ever encounter, but it’s the look that makes a great costume, rather than the backstory. RoG posted details on how he contructed this one.
39. Tron Guy
Jay Maynard, the Tron Guy, shows you step-by-step how he made the costume that made him an internet legend.
Honus at Instructables posted instructions for making your own, complete with goggles and weapons. The backpack really makes this; I hope it isn’t as heavy as it looks!
41. Big Daddy
Graphic designer Harrison Krix made a costume of the character Big Daddy from the video game Bioshock. This is a work of a serious propmaster. It took seven weeks of sculpting with foam, cardboard, and fiberglass. The finished product, complete with a working drill arm, is a work of art. The post includes many more pictures and a couple of videos of the drill arm in action.
Every year, people amaze me not only with their ideas, but with their talent and dedication at bringing the best costumes to life for Halloween (and other occasions). I hope you enjoy these as much as I do!
42. Plastic Army Man
Rebekah Tennis made this costume for her son in 2011. He wanted to be an Army guy, but with a little work and a lot of green paint, he’s a soldier straight out of Toy Story! She then posted the process of creating this costume.
43. Cherry Darling
Photograph by Flickr user Cameron Yee.
The character Cherry Darling from the movie Planet Terror startled folks when they saw that one of her legs was a machine gun. Then it inspired some women to recreate the scene. Now, if you are a beautiful amputee like Lacey Henderson, who gained note as a college cheerleader a few years ago, you can make hay by cosplaying the character at fan events. Henderson has a webpage with instructions for those who aren’t amputees on how to recreate the Cherry Darling look, and an annual competition is held for the best machine-gun-leg costume.
44. Jack Skellington
DeviantART member Mnemousyne created this super-tall Jack Skellington costume by making a suit that fits over stilts. The head is built over a helmet, making it more stable, but still a bit hard to see from. Her sister is modeling the costume here; Mnemousyne is in the Sally costume.
45. Weeping Angel
The Weeping Angel is a scary character from the Doctor Who episode “Blink.” Livejournal user penwiper337 made this costume of the Weeping Angel to wear at DragonCon. You can follow the process of building it at her blog.
46. The Ginger Bread Man
The costume was created for a career day fair, but would work for Halloween for any redheads out there.
47. Dorian Gray and his Picture
The party was literary-themed, so Heather and David came up with a couple’s costume right out of the novel The Picture of Dorian Grey. Heather is Dorian, of course, and David is aged up and framed to be …his picture! Photograph by Flickr user Jason Adams.
Jeff from Ohio told the story of how he made this mousetrap costume for his 3-year-old daughter. Being trapped is a very good excuse for not walking house to house, but a set of wheels got her there anyway! He cut the wood and mounted it to a wagon, welded on the metal hardware, and made the back half of the mouse to work as a cushion for the child’s back. Adorable!
49 & 50. Bob Ross and the Orbit Gum Lady
Jake Meek said his Bob Ross attire was purchased in the ladies department at a local thrift store, “which I can only assume is where all men’s clothing from the ’70s currently resides.” He’s posing with the Orbit Gum Lady.
51 & 52. The Hamburgler and the Sunmaid Raisins Lady
Here’s that same pair, this time as The Hamburgler and the woman on the Sunmaid Raisins box.
53. The DC Metro
Longtime mental_floss contributor Scott Allen won season tickets to the Washington Wizards for this!
54. The Firefox Logo
You can even dress up as a browser logo. Firefox is the preferred costume, as it has recognizable features. This Firefox costume was entered in Crunchgear’s contest last year.
55. Rock & Roll Witch
Or you could go as me! (Going as a rock & roll witch.)
56. Cheshire Cat
The gray and blue fur are two separate materials from Joanns. The gray was much longer and I had to trim all of it down, but it really was the best match for Cheshire. I used a pattern to make the body then altered it to fit her measurements. The blue stripes were cut, placed, pinned and hand-stitched one by one. The mask has a paper mâché base with upholstery foam to widen his face. The eyes are lenses from a pair of sunglasses that I painted w/ just turquoise acrylic paint. The blacks of the eyes are what she sees through. Narrow, but it works well enough. The mouth and nose are thick card-stock also painted and attached with a glue gun and the whiskers are actually twigs I spray painted and glued in under the fur. Took about a month to make but probably would’ve been less if I didn’t have FT work FT school
Darla is the bratty dentist’s niece in the movie Finding Nemo. The bag is crucial for this costume, otherwise people would assume she’s just an orthodontically-challenged kid. But with the bag, it’s perfect! Redditor jarrettbraun posted a picture of redditor neuhani’s clever Halloween costume from last year.
58. Hannibal Lecter
Andy Pixel made himself into Hannibal Lecter last year. You might think this costume would be difficult with cars, stairs, or the restroom, but he thought about that ahead of time. The hand cart comes apart, so he can ditch it and the extra legs when needed, and still be left with a full costume. He’s not really in a straitjacket; crossed arms just give him the look.
59. The Very Hungry Caterpillar
Alanna George made this Very Hungry Caterpillar costume for just a couple of dollars, and it looks just like the caterpillar in the book! Her then-2-year-old son was delighted to be the character from his favorite story. It’s just one of many literary costumes that put kids in their favorite books that you can see in this bigger list.
60. The Governor and His Daughter
Fans of the TV show The Walking Dead will recognize the Governor and his undead daughter. Redditor TriforceKing and his sister wore this last Halloween. It helped that he already resembled the actor David Morrissey somewhat. A few people pointed out that the Governor didn’t lose his eye until after his daughter was gone, but who cares? It’s Halloween!
61. Baby Can’t Wait
It’s not really a new picture, but this photo was posted just last weekshowing a baby who can’t wait until he’s born to go trick-or-treating. Redditor Ghost0_ told us how he and his wife used that idea for Halloween a couple of years ago, and what went into making it. You don’t really have to be pregnant to pull this off, but it’s funnier to people who know you if you are.
62. Man Being Carried Illusion
QuaziLogical made a classic illusion costume a couple of years ago. It cost him about $30 and took about 30 hours of work. This version of the trick looks better than most because the “dummy” is covered by a surgical mask, obscuring its fakery, and QuaziLogical wore a mask, too, to make his face look artificial. See a closer image of the legs he made.
63. Snow Globe
Flickr user jpotisch made this snow globe costume by hand! The globe is fashioned from clear acetate, and the snow is made from bits of foam hanging by thread. He posted the building process in a Flickr album with some commentary along the way. He said it took about three days to build, but the finished product is a work of art! He also made the banana costume his son is wearing in the background—and it has a photo tutorial, too.
64. Major Toht
Few will ever forget the climactic scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark, when the Ark is opened up and Gestapo agent Arnold Toht’s face is melted off. Comic book artist Cameron Stewart recreated that look for Halloween one year, at the last moment.
I made the Major Toht costume in a single afternoon. I woke up that morning thinking I was going to skip Halloween (too much work in my day job as a comic artist) but all of my friends flipped out and pressured me into it. I managed to scrape all of the props together by chance. The melty face is a Captain America movie Red Skull mask with flesh-coloured paint dribbled over it.
65. Captain Hook
Here’s one trick-or-treater that takes the classic pirate costume to the next level. This toddler is Captain Hook being eaten by the crocodile from Peter Pan! Instructables member Rachael K explains how she made the costume, which won the Judges Prize for Sewing in the Instructables Halloween Costume Contest last year.
66. Mad Max
Ben Carpenter is a cosplayer who uses a wheelchair. For this year’s Tampa Bay Comic Con, he and his group became the cast of Mad Max: Fury Road. Ben was Max in the scene where he was strapped to the front of a vehicle in order to supply blood to the driver. He used his wheelchair in the upright position for the vehicle, driven by a friend and accompanied by other characters from the movie. They won the award for Best Group Cosplay. Of course they did.
67. Taco Belle
OliviaMears is a cosplayer and costumer extraordinaire. Her Taco Belle dress decorations are made from card stock, tissue paper, felt, and Taco Bell wrappers. The inspiration came from a previous costume event, when she went for some fast food and contemplated the inadvertent pun.
The Pooping Pooches Calendar 2018 Has Arrived
Talk about a gift that keeps on giving; each month reveals yet another beautiful pooch answering nature’s call. Also important: $1 from each “Pooping Pooches” calendar 2018 is donated to the Maui Humane Society to support animals in need.